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Milton Keynes

Walk Details:
Date: 1/1/2006
Total ascent: 51m/ 167ft
Total distance walked: 0.79 miles
Walk difficulty: 1.5/10
Enjoyment rating: 4.5/10
Best bits: All Saints church, getting rid of hangovers
Worst bits: Trees impede what could otherwise be good views
Walkers: Anth, Jim
Car Parking: There’s lots of roadside car parking on Church Road. We parked in one at SP 912 343


Top details:

Name: Bow Brickhill
County top number: 114 of 205
Grid reference: SP 91522 34477 Map
Height above sea level: 171m/ 561ft
How nice was the top? 1.5/10
Views: 1.5/10
Description/Notes: A trig point at the edge of woodland marks the highest point in Milton Keynes Unitary Authority

The Walk:

We’d spent a good New Years Eve partly at my sister-in-law Fiona’s, and partly at the Tudor Tavern in St Albans. Unfortunately a good New Years Eve invariably means a New Years Day hangover, we all felt pretty under the weather in the morning. Jim and I proposed remedying this by going to bag a few hills, saying the fresh air would clear our heads. The girls had been all up for this the night before, but now wanted to stay in Fi’s flat and watch DVD’s instead. Despite our attempts at persuasion, they stuck to their guns (and their chairs) and so it was just Jim & I that headed off up the M1 to bag a small group of three county tops that we’d been saving especially for this moment.

The first was Milton Keynes, set amidst woodland to the south west of this most huge of new towns. We parked in a muddy lay-by amongst many other cars, walked downhill on Church Road a little distance and past another packed-out parking area, then took a footpath into the woods on the right. There were dozens of people out walking – many, we suspected, were like us trying to blow away New Years Day hangovers. We followed the footpath through the woods, ignoring many crossing trackways and paths (most of which weren’t on the map). It was quite a light and airy woodland, and it felt good having the soft bronzed leaves crunching beneath our feet.

After weaving through rhododendrons, and with the help of the GPS we eventually tracked down the trig point (and the highest point in Milton Keynes Unitary Authority) set just inside the woodland boundary, where it met a golf course. It must be a pleasant golf course to play, with the fairways weaving through the trees. Job done, we turned and headed back from whence we came, noting on the way that between the trees there were glimpses of what might have been (had it not been for the woods) a good view out over Milton Keynes itself.

Our hangover remedies had worked and we were both feeling quite invigorated – so much so that we decided we didn’t feel like heading back to the car straight away. Instead we decided to go and visit the local church. We headed downhill into the pleasant village of Bow Brickhill, then turned sharply back on ourselves to ascend a steep track up to All Saints church. When we found it, it was a delightful towered building of congenial hue. The grounds looked a little shabby – but bearing in mind the track that tools have to be bought up (and parishioners bearing funds) this was perhaps not surprising. In fact, this isolation made me like the place even more. The door was locked, but the porch had a couple of interestingly shaped windows in it

Beyond the church, the track took us back to the car.